How to Marie Kondo Your Garden

Marie Kondo, much like Google, Windex and - to a certain extent - Rick Astley, has achieved that much sought after, rarefied position in pop culture; her name is so ubiquitous that it has become a noun.

You can ‘Marie Kondo’ your wardrobe, your cutlery, your linen cupboard, even your office supplies. Simply by whittling down your possessions to only those that bring you joy. And honestly? It works surprisingly well.

So often we make up reasons to hold onto things we neither need nor like. We tell ourselves our dodgy old belongings have potential if only they could be fixed/rehomed/repaired/restored. But they don’t bring us joy; they bring us clutter, and our truly valuable possessions get lost under the rubble of many accumulated years of hoarding.

Well, it’s the same in our gardens.

Only it’s worse. Because these aren't inanimate objects we’re clinging onto - these are living entities. Entities that were once thriving, blooming and full of promise. Except now they’re partially dead sticks protruding from the ground; shrubs that have lost all but a handful of leaves; tomato bushes that are slowly being taken over by blight; hotas that are perennially bug-eaten and hydrangeas that never bloody well bloom.

So this week I am giving you permission to Marie Kondo your garden. You aren’t obliged to nurse every single sick plant back to health (and this is coming from someone who regularly buys the sick half-price plants from the garden centre). You don’t HAVE to hang onto the fiddle leaf fig that refuses to grow new leaves. You aren’t under any contract to watch your roses die a slow death from chilli thrip infestation and if you don’t like eating parsnips you should immediately give your seeds away to someone who actually wants to grow them.

Our gardens are meant to be enjoyed, and they are meant to be healthy. And the secret of being a ‘green thumb’ isn’t actually that you don’t kill plants. It’s that you continue to grow and nurture only those plants that you actually like and that will happily thrive in your garden.

And you know what happens when you chuck out the plants that aren’t thriving or making you happy?

You create space for plants that will actually thrive in your garden. Flowering plants that will actually bloom (bringing beneficial insects to your patch), vegetables that you actually want to eat (building your confidence and motivation to grow your own food), and plants that don’t need constant mollycoddling (which makes gardening feel infinitely easier and more fun).

A year or so ago I listened to an interview with Monty Don (an English gardener for whom I have nursed a long-held obsession). And he said exactly the same thing. He said if a plant isn’t working or thriving where it’s growing - basically if it isn’t contributing to the garden as a whole - it has to go. It was the best permission I had ever been given to lift my standards about what was and wasn’t allowed to stay in the garden, and it has made our garden a much more beautiful space (it’s made working in the garden much more enjoyable too).

So, this week, take a walk around your patch and look for plants that aren’t earning their keep. Look for:

• Plants that are too big/small for the spot they’re in

• Plants that are looking stressed or unhealthy (see if you can work out why they’re not thriving while you’re at to - a simple change of location might fix the problem)

• Plants that you don’t actually like (be honest now, plants aren’t like you children, you don’t have to love them all equally)

If the plant doesn’t fit the space that it’s growing in the good news is that autumn is the perfect time to dig it up and move it. So, try it in a new spot and see if it works better. If you have a plant that is stressed or struggling due to a lack of sunlight or too much sun, you can shift it to a new spot too.

And the plants you don’t like? Chuck ‘em (or give them to someone who does).

Life is too short and plants are too beautiful to waste your time on a garden that doesn’t make you glow with joy.

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